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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Mac n’ Cheese for dinner….and my beard looks red…weird.

    Mac n’ Cheese for dinner….and my beard looks red…weird.

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  • SNPD: Watch me shave myself….grosssssssss….

    SNPD: Watch me shave myself….grosssssssss….

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  • My beard is where i keep my leftovers….

    My beard is where i keep my leftovers….

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  • GPOYHAVWTBYF = Gratouitous Protrait Of Yourself Holding A Vitamin Water Taken By Your Friend.
picture taken by david

    GPOYHAVWTBYF = Gratouitous Protrait Of Yourself Holding A Vitamin Water Taken By Your Friend.

    picture taken by david

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  • Smile Friday: first time using the tumblr picture taking device!

    Smile Friday: first time using the tumblr picture taking device!

    permalink 21 notes Smile friday piebald beard
  • I cleaned my beard up today.

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  • 2010 plans…..

    1. GET A FUCKING JOB!
    2. Don’t shave my beard until my birthday (3/26).
    3. Take more pictures.
    4. Get a fucking Job!
    5. Maybe get the money to move.
    6. GET A FUCKING JOB
    7. Become a more respected blogger.

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    Side note: I think since i spent 2009 as an atheist i’m gonna try to spend 2010 as a devout catholic…you know see what this shit is all about. OR! Even better i will change my religion every month. (totes looking forward to becoming a mormon and a scientologist…those fuckers are crazy!)

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  • Quick NYE Photo Spam: Me…and the GF biting my beard….
Photo Spam End!

    Quick NYE Photo Spam: Me…and the GF biting my beard….

    Photo Spam End!

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  • you’re welcome.

    you’re welcome.

    permalink 24 notes Happy New Year Underwear disgraceful bear hairy as fuck beard hipster
  • In-n-Out is probably the best hangover cure ever….serious.

    In-n-Out is probably the best hangover cure ever….serious.

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  • Hey Guys! I’m alive! And I shaved! I feel like my head look super unhealthy. As for the sickness all i have left is a little sorethroat, and the fact that i haven’t eaten in like 4 days so i’m a little out of it. But i’m gonna be strong and venture into the world cause i gotta buy a suit…kinda just pants, a shirt and a some shoes…

    Hey Guys! I’m alive! And I shaved! I feel like my head look super unhealthy. As for the sickness all i have left is a little sorethroat, and the fact that i haven’t eaten in like 4 days so i’m a little out of it. But i’m gonna be strong and venture into the world cause i gotta buy a suit…kinda just pants, a shirt and a some shoes…

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  • gimmie something to come back to…

    this nap is gonna happen whether i want it to or not…so while i’m gone feel free to ask me shit, or most likely drone on about how much you love my beard and wanna have like millions of its babies….

    mikeypizzle.com/ask

    permalink ask nap beard babies beard rape is real people
  • My fucking beard hurts!

    That’s how i know it was a good night last night….

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  • Neh Friday
Side note, my beard is getting some thickness…do i clean it up or let it grow out?

    Neh Friday

    Side note, my beard is getting some thickness…do i clean it up or let it grow out?

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  •  Getting my perv on with the help of David’s glasses.

     Getting my perv on with the help of David’s glasses.

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