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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Today is the birth of the only person on the internet i ever met and still respected after the fact…Plus she let me photograph her and has been the most helpful, caring person ever….especially towards a person who essentially creeped his way into her life….Happy Birthday Molls!

    Today is the birth of the only person on the internet i ever met and still respected after the fact…Plus she let me photograph her and has been the most helpful, caring person ever….especially towards a person who essentially creeped his way into her life….Happy Birthday Molls!

    permalink 39 notes Birthday Molls The Best Molly McAleer
  • lostinscarlett:

Birthday girl Scarlett in Another magazine.

Today should be a national holiday….

    lostinscarlett:

    Birthday girl Scarlett in Another magazine.

    Today should be a national holiday….

    permalink 354 notes Scarlett Johansson Scarjo Birthday Best Day Ever?
  • This is one of my favorite photos of the gf and i. From her birthday party in June.

    This is one of my favorite photos of the gf and i. From her birthday party in June.

    permalink 24 notes Kellee GF Babe Gross Birthday photo
  • What National Holiday Is Your Birthday

    March 26 is … Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day

    Well since it’s “Make Up Your Own Holiday Day” I’m declaring March 26th as “National Wrap Things In Bacon Day”

    permalink 6 notes National Holidays Birthday Bacon
  • I’m gonna be back inside you Chicago…and hopefully back inside the GF. I mean it is gonna be her birthday…and i do have to give her a present….

    I’m gonna be back inside you Chicago…and hopefully back inside the GF. I mean it is gonna be her birthday…and i do have to give her a present….

    permalink 8 notes Trip Chicago Kellee Birthday
  • kelleeeee:

iammattjordan:

Mikeypizzle FTW. (Taken with picplz in Los Angeles, CA.)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my boyfriend in the process of shoving a four by four in his mouth. 
He finished the whole thing.

Wow you guys…I’ve never had so much meat in my mouth…i guess you could say I took the whole thing…..

    kelleeeee:

    iammattjordan:

    Mikeypizzle FTW. (Taken with picplz in Los Angeles, CA.)

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is my boyfriend in the process of shoving a four by four in his mouth. 

    He finished the whole thing.

    Wow you guys…I’ve never had so much meat in my mouth…i guess you could say I took the whole thing…..

    permalink 17 notes In-n-out 4x4 self gpoy birthday
  • IT’S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    permalink 30 notes BIRTHDAY
  • Well it’s offically March and you know what that means?

    BIRTHDAY MONTH!!!!! 

    permalink March Birthday
  • ronbabcock:

    This birthday card really made me giggle. Thanks Mikey Pizzle!

    I make awesome cards…..i should fucking apply to Hallmark..

    permalink birthday card penis
  • Smile Friday: Birthday Edition!

    Smile Friday: Birthday Edition!

    permalink 18 notes Smile Friday Birthday I have a very flexible face
  • Melski: Thank You! But you now owe whoever the fuck owns the rights to the Happy Birthday song a shit ton of money….sucks for you!
David: Seriously you wished me “Happy Birthday” in every way possible online….
Gen: You are close on my real age…only off by like a 100 years. But i guess now is a good time to let everyone know that I am a Twilight like Vampire plus i have a Dorian Gray like painting of myself…you bro can never be too safe when it comes eternal youth!
Metaljamie: I don’t even wanna get into all the mistakes in your message…but thanks!

    Melski: Thank You! But you now owe whoever the fuck owns the rights to the Happy Birthday song a shit ton of money….sucks for you!

    David: Seriously you wished me “Happy Birthday” in every way possible online….

    Gen: You are close on my real age…only off by like a 100 years. But i guess now is a good time to let everyone know that I am a Twilight like Vampire plus i have a Dorian Gray like painting of myself…you bro can never be too safe when it comes eternal youth!

    Metaljamie: I don’t even wanna get into all the mistakes in your message…but thanks!

    permalink 3 notes Birthday Being an ass BDAY Wishes Vampire I don't Sparkle Bitch!
  • Last minute Invite!

    This goes out to anyone who I know in LA via tumblr but we aren’t Facebook friends! If you wanna come out and celebrate my birthday with me I’ll be at the Bigfoot Lodge at 9:30…I would to love to see a many people as possible! <3

    permalink 5 notes Birthday Friends Bigfoot Lodge Party Invite &lt;3
  • My Birthday….

    AKA The day i wish i turned Facebook email notifications off…

    permalink 14 notes Birthday facebook
  • Hey motherfuckers&#8230;you must all know by now that my Birthday is on March 26th&#8230;.i&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s like a world holiday or some shit&#8230;.But if you love me and wanna show me you do, you can totally buy me this Moleskine for my bday! (click it to go to amazon)
If you do get it for me and need my address email me: michaelp326@gmail.com

    Hey motherfuckers…you must all know by now that my Birthday is on March 26th….i’m pretty sure it’s like a world holiday or some shit….But if you love me and wanna show me you do, you can totally buy me this Moleskine for my bday!
    (click it to go to amazon)

    If you do get it for me and need my address email me: michaelp326@gmail.com

    permalink 5 notes moleskine Film Journal birthday gift
  • permalink 9 notes Birthday Keira picture
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