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I mean really, if you can’t afford a decent prosthetic then just go with a nub…
Also i’m fucking bored today…so i’m open to all Questions, Comments, Stories, expressions of odd sexual proclivities, anything.
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Well these are original.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
4. Do you plan outfits?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
10. What are you craving right now?
11. Do you floss?
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
14. Are you emotional?
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
18. Do you like your hair?
19. Do you like yourself?
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
22. What are you listening to right now?
23. How many countries have you visited?
24. Are your parents strict?
25. Would you go sky diving?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
30. Do you rent movies often?
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
33. Do you own a gun?
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
36. Brown or white eggs?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
38. Ever been on a train?
39. Ever been in love?
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
41. Are you too forgiving?
42. Do you use chap stick?
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
44. Can you use chop sticks?
45. Ever have cream puffs?(Source: rawrtunechi)
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I drew an anime version of myself yelling fake Japanese symbols.
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sometime i get bored and design my business cards…i wish i could just give this out all the time.
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Sometimes i get bored and try to copy things i like…my attempt at an Adobe icon.
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Bored at 2am…..
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Mikey
Birth Date: 3/26/85
Current Location: home/room/bed
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Righty/Lefty: Mostly right…but sometimes i use my left….you know what i mean.LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: Spiders, vaginas and spider vaginas.
Your dream of the perfect date: Dinner, Beer, crazy sweaty ball slappy sex, a sammich, then tv.LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: Dammit! it’s 2pm already!
Your best physical feature: Eyes….testicles
Your bed time: 10pm or 3am
Your most missed memory: That time when I…….fuck…i lost it.
LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke….or Green Tea….but mostly water.
McDonald’s or Burger King: Wendy’s
Single or Group Dates: by single do you mean like when i go to the bar by myself drink till i have 20 fingers drive home beat off and pass out in a pool of my self pity….the single
Adidas or Nike: Converse
Chocolate or Vanilla: RACIST!
Cappuccino or Coffee: CoffeeLAYER 5: DO YOU.
Smoke: Yup
Cuss: Shits Yeah!
Take showers: Every morning.
Have a crush: What am I 12! there’s a girl that i like and wanna put my wee wee in….
Like school: I like learning…school seems to be the last place i ever did that.
Believe in yourself: neh
Believe what goes around comes around: Kinda…like if i go around banging broads without a rubber will it come around that i will end up on Maurry…then yes
Believe everything happens for a reason: If you mean Chaos theory kinda shit…then yes
Think you’re a health freak: Fuck no! it’s because people are constantly sanitizing shit with alcohol that viruses and bacteria are getting stronger….DUMB!LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: THE MALL HAS IT ALL!
Been on stage: Does a criminal line up count as a stage?
Eaten sushi: For damn sure!
Been hurt: in one day i slammed my finger in a door, then opened my car door in to my leg….
Dyed your hair: fuck naw.
LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.Played a stripping game: it’s called strip keep the ball in the air and it’s what horny kids do when they are bored. Also strip Uno…which i won
Kissed the same sex: GAY CHICKEN CHAMP 2k8-10…i have no limits or shame.
Gotten beaten up: I got jumped once…not beaten up.
Changed who you were to fit in: it’s called high school.
LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you’re hoping to be married by: DUMB!
Number of kids you’re planning on having: 0….i mean really…look at me…do i look like a parent!
LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye color: pretty…is that a color?
Hair color: blonde/brown/black/red
Short or long hair: short….for the love of god!
Fat or fit: either emaciated or obese…no in-between…
Looks or personality: i’m not gonna lie it def takes a combo of both…i mean comon if scarjo was fucking boring and dumb as shit i would only jerk it to her not wanna get with her….or no matter how awesome and cool and funny that fat bitch at starbucks is i will never EVER touch her.
LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: filling this out….dur!
1 HOUR AGO: eating an ice cream sammich
1 WEEK AGO: Dancing my ass off in Marina Del Rey with two dumb sluts.
1 YEAR AGO: the same place i am now….i’m a sad sad sad person.LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: motivated
I HATE: the inability to cross great distances instantly
I HIDE: my cutting scars…ASK ME ABOUT THEM SOMETIME!
I NEED: love.
I LOVE: boobs, babes, and dollar billsLAYER 12: FAVORITES.
Band: Alkaline Trio, Coheed
Color: Green
Food: CHEESEBURGERS MAN!
Thing to do: furiously masturbate while crying.LAYER 13: RANDOM.
How long have you known your best friend?: 8-9 years
When’s the last time you kissed someone?: 6 days ago
What’s your middle name?: Vincent
What are you excited for?: Beers and trips
Do you have any saved texts on your phone?: 1
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This is what i decided to do with myself since i got semi dressed up.
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When i’m bored sometimes i take old photos i have and Poladroid them….aren’t I exciting!
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When i’m bored at night sometimes i make really lame high school grade photoshop things….
