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I wish I was drunk….
So that this way that I feel right now could be written off as the machinations of night gone too well….or horribly wrong.
Also if i was drunk i would probably be passed out by now.
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Mikey is Drunkey…..<3
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Wait…it’s Cinco De Mayo…
and I’m not drunk yet….But it’s my duty as a white person to help celebrate this day with my brown brothers! Someone get drunk with me!
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Wake up in the morning feeling like Don Draper…..
I got my cocktail in my hand about to school this city……
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Alex Trebek Drunk.
You’re welcome.
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Drunk and full of delicious rectum blasting El Loco….YAY!
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When I went back home to visit California, I got to see some of my favorite people. We all went out to the Cha Cha Lounge and I brought my Flipcam. This video I made is from that night… and it also showcases the hetero love between mikeypizzle and titwillow. (While 6od was not in the video she was there earlier in the evening.)
There is a reason this girl is going to art school…this is amazing!
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This is the second video my mom emailed me…which actually makes me wanna go to Austin because it includes me two of my favorite things…Being drunk and eating pizza….
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Totes Drunk…hopefully sober enough to drive to San Diego tomorrow to party with Kristen!
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Friends Don’t Let Friend Dial Drunk by Plain White T’s
This horrible song is brought to you by Kelleeeee. Feel free to thanks her.



