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  • kelleeeee:

Valentine’s Day dinner! Thanks, babe

MOTHAFUCKA! I KNOW HOW TO COOK! DON’T EVER QUESTION MY SKILLS BITCH!

    kelleeeee:

    Valentine’s Day dinner! Thanks, babe

    MOTHAFUCKA! I KNOW HOW TO COOK! DON’T EVER QUESTION MY SKILLS BITCH!

    permalink 29 notes food cooking steak asparagus quinoa bleu cheese valentines day
  • These look much better than the last batch.

    These look much better than the last batch.

    permalink 13 notes cooking food chicken peppers
  • These nachos were not super but still delicious.

    These nachos were not super but still delicious.

    permalink 9 notes food nachos carnitas
  • socalfood:

    The Best Pastrami in LA

    All right, all right — so we’re not New York. But there’s no reason why Los Angeles can’t celebrate this week’s National Pastrami Day. We know we can hold our own in the pastrami wars (a cold war that often threatens to go hot.) After all, we can lay claim to Langer’s. But the options go even beyond the MacArthur Park classic: here we have the best pastrami in L.A., from Thousand Oaks to Alhambra.

    See more here!

    New New Years Resolution…EAT ALL OF THESE!

    (via tumblangeles)

    permalink 378 notes Pastrami food fatty fo lyfe
  • If you want an AMAZING STEAK with a good beer…i highly suggest Rosewood Tavern on Fairfax….goddammit that steak was good…i miss it.

    If you want an AMAZING STEAK with a good beer…i highly suggest Rosewood Tavern on Fairfax….goddammit that steak was good…i miss it.

    permalink food beer steak Rosewood Tavern
  • Dinner: Mikeypizzle’s Chicken Salad Taco Heaven
Rough Recipe…because honestly i made it up as i went along 
1 medium-large chicken breast shredded
1/2 tbsp Tapatio
1 tbsp Diced Green Chilies
1 tbsp Mayo
after mixing above ingredients spread evening onto two medium tortillas that have a bed of spinach then take half an avocado and slice and place on top….and finally
EAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

p.s. upon finishing you will immediately be depressed. Because they don’t exist anymore until you make more…but you’ll be too lazy to make more right now.

    Dinner: Mikeypizzle’s Chicken Salad Taco Heaven

    Rough Recipe…because honestly i made it up as i went along 

    • 1 medium-large chicken breast shredded
    • 1/2 tbsp Tapatio
    • 1 tbsp Diced Green Chilies
    • 1 tbsp Mayo

    after mixing above ingredients spread evening onto two medium tortillas that have a bed of spinach then take half an avocado and slice and place on top….and finally

    EAT THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

    p.s. upon finishing you will immediately be depressed. Because they don’t exist anymore until you make more…but you’ll be too lazy to make more right now.

    permalink 24 notes Tacos Chicken Avocado Tapatio Green Chilies Mayo Tortilla Spinach Dinner Chicken Salad Recipe food
  • Here’s the thing…. On Wednesdays i don’t eat lunch…at least a big one…i have like a larabar and that’s it…becuase i know Komodo is gonna be on my way home…and it’s the food highlight of my week…every week…

    Here’s the thing…. On Wednesdays i don’t eat lunch…at least a big one…i have like a larabar and that’s it…becuase i know Komodo is gonna be on my way home…and it’s the food highlight of my week…every week…

    permalink 14 notes Food Truck Komodo Food
  • Now…I’m a simple man….

    And I usually decide my dinner based on what I seen/read on the dashboard….but so far today I’ve read “Nachos” and seen “Chow Mein”….and I can’t make up my mind…so i ask you all to just photo reply with food…nothing crazy and anything that i can pick up on the way home…GO!

    permalink 5 notes food fat ass lazy eater and lover
  • St. Patricks dinner…layered nachos…comon…the jalapenos are green

    St. Patricks dinner…layered nachos…comon…the jalapenos are green

    permalink 5 notes food nachos dinner jalapenos
  • This is a quesadilla i made the other night…it kinda looks like something put i can’t quite put my penis on it….hmmmmm

    This is a quesadilla i made the other night…it kinda looks like something put i can’t quite put my penis on it….hmmmmm

    permalink food phallic quesadicka
  • Dinner: Homemade pulled pork sandwiches.

    Dinner: Homemade pulled pork sandwiches.

    permalink Dinner Food Pulled Pork Homemade
  • Chicken Verde Enchiladas topped with Sour Cream, Avocado and Tomato.

    Chicken Verde Enchiladas topped with Sour Cream, Avocado and Tomato.

    permalink 13 notes Food I'm a fucking chef Chicken Enchiladas Avocado
  • carlovely:

this thanksgiving “cake” is made of ground turkey breast, yams, and mashed potatoes.
recipe here

….want…so…bad…god dammit….i love food.

    carlovely:

    this thanksgiving “cake” is made of ground turkey breast, yams, and mashed potatoes.

    recipe here

    ….want…so…bad…god dammit….i love food.

    permalink 86 notes fat food thanksgiving want
  • Sourdough English muffin lightly toasted, sliced tomato with pepperjack cheese…then placed in the broiler…while cooking two eggs over easy..THAT I FLIPPED IN THE PAN LIKE A BADASS! placed on top of the whole thing…

    Sourdough English muffin lightly toasted, sliced tomato with pepperjack cheese…then placed in the broiler…while cooking two eggs over easy..THAT I FLIPPED IN THE PAN LIKE A BADASS! placed on top of the whole thing…

    permalink 16 notes food eggs cheese tomato delicious badass i can cook
  • So this is my oven it’s a 1950’s O’Keefe & Merritt it’s fucking awesome…I’m fully convinced that since it’s from the 50’s it won’t let any meal get fucked up because it was designed to protect woman using it from getting beaten…So even though i over filled the cupcake cups they still cooked wonderfully….i fucking love this oven…

    permalink 18 notes Oven O'Keefe & Merritt Old Cupcakes 50's classic food phone photo
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