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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Courtney Stodden Is An Evil Genius…And Helping Woman Everywhere.

    The Plan: Become the most sensuous 16 year old in the world. Make every male want her. Make a sex tape. “Leak” sex tape. Have entire male…and any females who were curious arrested for child porn. All remaining women rule the world with her as the queen.

    permalink 10 notes Courtney Stodden genius
  • Fuck Freud!

    Fuck the Id, The Ego and the Super Ego….i’ve figured it all out!

    There is The Self and then The Elf….The Self is your normal day to day. The Elf is when you take that restrictive “S” off and go crazy…bam psychology conquered! NEXT!

    permalink 12 notes Freud The Self The Elf Psychology genius
  • Fully Automated Heat Seeking Nerf Gun Turret……Unf Unf Unf! (via Gizmodo)

    permalink 3 notes Nerf Toy Awesome Turret Genius
  • Fuck Facebook...it's all about FriendFace!!!

    permalink 17 notes FriendFace The IT Crowd Genius yeah i know it's from 2008 but i'm just watching it now....ass face
  • FAMILY PACK! and of course cans only! Kids love cans!

    FAMILY PACK! and of course cans only! Kids love cans!

    permalink Beer Family Pack 7/11 genius get em started early
  • alivaanirac:

destinedfordust:(via bblacklistedd)
oh my god..whut?

….i’m ordering two…one for each side of my head…i mean pussy is confusing i need as much light as possible….Also if they could incorporate a bluetooth headset so i can get office work down will eating out my secretary that would be PERFECT!

    alivaanirac:

    destinedfordust:(via bblacklistedd)

    oh my god..whut?

    ….i’m ordering two…one for each side of my head…i mean pussy is confusing i need as much light as possible….Also if they could incorporate a bluetooth headset so i can get office work down will eating out my secretary that would be PERFECT!

    permalink oral sex light bj blinders genius don't go down without it
  • creeperstatus:

YA DON GOOFED.

    creeperstatus:

    YA DON GOOFED.

    permalink 9 notes Haters gonna hate ya don goofed genius
  • I have seriously watched….

    the DC Universe Online trailer like 10 times in HD….fuck it’s amazing…i’m so excited that it’s coming out for PS3…

    permalink 8 notes DC Universe Online trailer Amazing Genius UNF UNF UNF
  • dancing around, listening to buzzbands, cock pulled between my legs in2 a mangina… feeling free…

    —

    hipsterrunoff

    <3

    permalink 1 note hipsterrunoff buzzbands genius twitter
  • This single image has justified all the choices i&#8217;ve made in my life&#8230;.

    This single image has justified all the choices i’ve made in my life….

    permalink 62 notes PBR Pabst Blue Robot Futurama Beer classic cartoon genius
  • (via)
Yes&#8230;Want

    (via)

    Yes…Want

    permalink 8 notes Pasta Design NYC Genius Food Packaging
  • [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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    The Great Affair Is To Move by Forgive Durden

    permalink Forgive Durden The Great Affair Is To Move Beautiful Genius music awesome
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    Rock Revolution by Piebald

    Can’t you see by the look in our eyes that
    The rock revolution won’t be televised.

    permalink 4 notes Rock Revolution Piebald genius perfect
  • iamjeffharmon:

    this is awesome! Jason Segel performing an original song with The Swell Season.

    Genius…

    permalink 17 notes Jason Segel Genius
  • xxjazzythiefxx:

    i will always love this, i used to annoy the shit out of jess like that

    This will forever be one of my favorite youtube videos….it accurately shows my favorite activity….annoying people.

    permalink 6 notes youtube annoying genius
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