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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • GPOY: this fake hdr makes me look terrifying, but i really just wanted to show off how avant garde my hair was last night.

    GPOY: this fake hdr makes me look terrifying, but i really just wanted to show off how avant garde my hair was last night.

    permalink 8 notes self GPOY gross hair terrifying
  • This is one of my favorite photos of the gf and i. From her birthday party in June.

    This is one of my favorite photos of the gf and i. From her birthday party in June.

    permalink 24 notes Kellee GF Babe Gross Birthday photo
  • photo editing face…sexy huh?

    photo editing face…sexy huh?

    permalink self face gross
  • Phone Photobooth Photos before the party last night.

    Phone Photobooth Photos before the party last night.

    permalink Kellee Self GF Cute Gross Photobooth Phone
  • Do you think she ate one or two of them after giving birth…so that she could fully embrace the hamster qualities in her life?

    Do you think she ate one or two of them after giving birth…so that she could fully embrace the hamster qualities in her life?

    permalink Gross Sextuplets people are dumb
  • This is how i know it’s meant to be….

    This is how i know it’s meant to be….

    permalink Chat GF kellee gross
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    GVOY&YGF: Gratuitous Video Of You & Your Girlfriend. I apologize for how gross and cute this video. If this destroys any preconceived notions you had about me being a cold  un-empathetic  bastard, don’t worry i still…this girl just makes me a big ole softie.

    permalink 48 notes GF Kellee Me Self GPOY GVOY Cute Gross
  • Post Cha Cha goofiness with my BerBer (baby)! apparently we have developed our own language that is disgusting and cute….i hate us.

    Post Cha Cha goofiness with my BerBer (baby)! apparently we have developed our own language that is disgusting and cute….i hate us.

    permalink 32 notes gf Kellee Cute Gross BerBer self me
  • This is 1 of the 2 blisters i got yesterday from walking in my boots….this is after i removed the nasty dead skin…No one can say that i haven’t suffered for fashion now.

    This is 1 of the 2 blisters i got yesterday from walking in my boots….this is after i removed the nasty dead skin…No one can say that i haven’t suffered for fashion now.

    permalink 8 notes gross fucking sick i hope i lose followers
  • This is a picture of a bruise on my thigh from when i fell off my bike last week. Yes it’s on my inner thigh. Yes my dick is a few inches out of frame. Yes i’m hairy. Yes you may vomit.

    This is a picture of a bruise on my thigh from when i fell off my bike last week. Yes it’s on my inner thigh. Yes my dick is a few inches out of frame. Yes i’m hairy. Yes you may vomit.

    permalink 6 notes Bruise Gross Hair Leg
  • Yeah….we did this….

    Yeah….we did this….

    permalink 31 notes gross dumb ichat kellee
  • Our video chats are better than yours….

    Our video chats are better than yours….

    permalink gross
  • So since it’s been cold and rainy i turned my ceiling fan off for the first time ever since probably about April…..there is like an 1/2 inch of dust on the side of the blades…*GAG*

    So since it’s been cold and rainy i turned my ceiling fan off for the first time ever since probably about April…..there is like an 1/2 inch of dust on the side of the blades…*GAG*

    permalink 4 notes gross
  • how it happened.

    Well i saw this really cute girl on tumblr…then i followed her…then she followed me back…after about a year of playful firting…she flew to LA and we had an amazing time where i forced myself into every second of her trip…that ended with the most depressing airport drop off ever. Then i flew to Chicago were i had the most amazing time of my life and she finally agreed to be my girlfriend…then there was actual most depressing airport drop off. And now we talk everyday planning for my return….

    permalink 24 notes cute gross story
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