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There’s always money in the Banana Hammock!
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I’m more proud of this joke than I should be.
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Just created a character
For my one man sketch show. He’s a lonely couch potato chip enthusiast and he just wants to get Lays….get it
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“NASA tells Elmo that it is retiring space shuttles! Elmo wants space shuttles! Elmo takes some of his Children’s Television Workshop and DVD sales money and buying space shuttle! Elmo will bring space shuttle to Sesame Street! YAAAAAAAAY FOR ELMO!!!”
ummm…where’s the big black dude with his fist up his ass?
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It’s always nice to add a little color to an outfit.
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check out my glass eye….get it
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You ain’t ready for what I’m packing.
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Sometimes i get so depressed i wanna Cutman myself…..
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hey ya’ll! I’ve found a totem just like Inception told me! What’s yours?
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DAVIDKARP I CHOOSE YOU!
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Weezer?
I barely know her!— Jokes i make to myself while driving.
