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  • What does it say about me…..

    The fact that probably 2 out of every 5 girls i find myself attracted to end up being a lesbian…i mean is it my problem, or does it just mean that the world, society and culture are moving into a place where more people are openly homosexual….Either way it doesn’t matter cause it just fucking sucks for me…..I mean maybe it’s the type of girl i go for, petite short haired babes that are artsy and chill….I’m saying all girls that fit that description are gay, but it seems like there is a higher chance of them being gay. Maybe it’s because i love Chasing Amy so much that i just subconsciously gravitate towards that challenge…Cause we all know that all a lesbian needs is one good deep dicking right?

    Anyway i don’t believe i’m the only person with this problem…I’m also guessing there are some lesbian babes who have the opposite problem where they meet/like a girl that ends up being straight. All I wanna know is.. A) Have you had this problem, B) Do you think it’s something up with me and C) Suggestions?

    Feel free to reply to this in whatever means you want…yeah?

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  • If there is one thing i’ve learned from only watching 3/4 of Chasing Amy, it’s that all a lesbian needs is a good deep dicking….

    i mean i doubt the last 1/4 has any relevant material…right?

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  • I like to call Tegan & Sara..Teegs and Sirs….why you ask?…cause i’m fucking stupid!

    I like to call Tegan & Sara..Teegs and Sirs….why you ask?…cause i’m fucking stupid!

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    Louise by NOFX

    This feels like the song of the day.

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  • I Want A Cute Lesbian Best Friend

    I’m a huge fan of lesbians. Not just in that dirty sexual way, like I truly love them. One thing I’ve grown to want is a lesbian best friend. Like you know how girls have gay best friends?  Well, I want a lesbian best friend. You might ask “What’s the difference between a girl best friend and a lesbian best friend?” To me one difference is sexual tension, there will always be tension no matter what. Because with a straight guy and straight girl there is always that chance of a little bathroom “bam bam” one night. However with a lesbian that will never happen, hopefully. And I’m totally not approaching this from an angle of “I can get her to switch,” I don’t need a whole Chasing Amy situation.

    The reason I put “Cute Lesbian” is because I want the cutie, lipstick, still girlie lesbian, not the man hating butch (not that there is anything is wrong with that), but I feel like I would have more in common with the cute lesbian. I have no idea what that says about me.

    And wouldn’t it be great getting to talk to someone about girl problems who is also a girl but also into girls so they could maybe see it more from your point of view? And then you could help give her the more rational straight forward point of view of a guy when she’s having lady troubles.

    So I guess you could say I’m taking applications for cute lesbians looking for straight BFF’s.

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