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Fun Fact: My orgasm can be seen from space…
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Canon at the Olympics
I will take one of each. Thanks.
My jaw literally dropped when I scrolled down to this photo.
Who’s dick do i gotta suck to get access to this room…and what size bag am I allowed to bring in with me…it would be like supermarket sweep for canon nerds!
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Orgasmic Double Standard
This is another thing I wrote for another site.
I pose a simple question to everyone: what’s with the double standard in the world of orgasms? If you’re a guy and you’re done in 2 minutes, you’re looked down on like you’re less than shit, a worthless human being who has no right to be sexually active or to be even naked. BUT, if you’re a women and you finale pretty fast it’s not viewed negatively at all, it just means YEAH MORE ORGASMS FOR YOU.
I mean, it might have to do with the fact that when a dude finishes, it take about 10-20 minutes to have enough energy for round two, and that for women it’s different. They can just keep going and going….and going….and go…ing. To be honest though, sometimes when a girl cums all fast fast it’s a little disappointing. I mean in my mind I think, “Jeez what can’t get this girl off.” Yeah it should boost my ego, but no.
I guess getting the prize at any point is better than never getting the prize and having the prize then mock you by getting itself to itself.
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I Really Don’t Want To Fuck A Baby
This is something I posted on a site I used to write for thought I’d share it with you all.
I love the female orgasm. It’s like the singularly most amazing thing in the world; I would rather get to be the cause of and experience 10 female orgasms then have 1 of my own. Call me weird I don’t care. But there is one thing I can’t stand that some girls do and it’s really hard to criticize because most girls can’t really control themselves in that state, unless they’re faking it. But the one thing that some girls do when they orgasm is start moaning/breathing in the tone of a baby whining. It literally sounds like a there is baby in the room about to start crying, which immediately takes me out of the situation because A) It’s really creepy to have the image of baby pop in your brain mid-fuck B) 9 times out of 10 the reason that girl is orgasming that way is because she was touched or something when she was a little girl (it’s the facts people — sorry). The only way this situation is made worse is if the girl starts calling you daddy ’cause then you know there are some issues in her head. The hard part about this whole thing is that I’m in no place to say anything to the girl, because what am I gonna do stop fucking her and be like “HEY HEY HEY, What the fuck is with the baby voice!”? No, ’cause I’m a gentlemen. Secondly, I’m in no place to be turning away orgasms, I take what I can get.
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I pose a simple question to everyone: what’s with the double standard in the world of orgasms? If you’re a guy and you’re done in 2 minutes you’re looked upon like you’re less than shit, a worthless human being who has no right to be sexually active or even naked. BUT, if you’re a women and you cum pretty fast it’s not looked upon negatively at all, it just means YEAH MORE ORGASMS FOR YOU.
I mean it might have to do with the fact that when a dude cums it take about 10-20 mins to reenergize for round two, while women and just keep going. But sometimes honestly when a girl cums fast, while yes ego boosting, it’s a little disappointing. I mean in my mind I think, “Jeez what can’t get this girl off.”
But I guess getting the prize at any point is better than never getting the prize and having the prize then mock you by getting itself.
