Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • FUCKING PERFECT

    FUCKING PERFECT

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  • This gif pretty much somes up my entirety…

    This gif pretty much somes up my entirety…

    (via mojitosandblow)

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  • I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I’m sure that’s what you’ll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can’t take this anymore. I can’t stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can’t-I can’t look into your eyes without feeling that-that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can’t talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, ‘cause I’ve never felt this way before, and I-I don’t care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can’t hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn’t allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I’ll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there’s a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. And all I ask, please, is that you just - you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn’t another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I’m with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can’t deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you’ve meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I’d never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

    —

    - Holden McNeil
    (Chasing Amy) director/writer: Kevin Smith.

    It may be sad but this speech has had more affect on my life than anything i’ve ever read or heard or seen.

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  • Perfection

    Perfection

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  • Probably the most perfect response ever created….

    Probably the most perfect response ever created….

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    Invalid Litter Dept. by At The Drive-In

    in the company of wolves
    was a stretcher made of
    cobblestone curfews
    the federales perform
    their custodial customs quite well
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    California by Phantom Planet

    It’s that kinda day today….

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  • malloreigh:shorthair:tinyspacebirds:(via yourheartmymind)
A) Employee #1 of Quiznos “Bitch Make Me A Sandwich!” Campaign
B) I just died a little knowing that i will never ever see this beautiful woman in real life…nor experience her.
C) …..umm wait where was i sorry i got lost for a second.

    malloreigh:shorthair:tinyspacebirds:(via yourheartmymind)

    A) Employee #1 of Quiznos “Bitch Make Me A Sandwich!” Campaign

    B) I just died a little knowing that i will never ever see this beautiful woman in real life…nor experience her.

    C) …..umm wait where was i sorry i got lost for a second.

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  • Scarjo’s ass is like the Mona Lisa…perfect…and while no one knows exactly why it is perfect we just know it is. We feel it deep in our soul…Scientists have tried applying many formulas and what not to figure it out, but none of it matters. It’s something you could stare at for hours and it would bring so many different emotions into you that a single tear would form and roll down your cheek. It’s like the scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey, it makes you wanna say “Oh my god…It’s full of stars!”

    Scarjo’s ass is like the Mona Lisa…perfect…and while no one knows exactly why it is perfect we just know it is. We feel it deep in our soul…Scientists have tried applying many formulas and what not to figure it out, but none of it matters. It’s something you could stare at for hours and it would bring so many different emotions into you that a single tear would form and roll down your cheek. It’s like the scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey, it makes you wanna say “Oh my god…It’s full of stars!”

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    Keep Your Hands To Yourself by Georgia Satellites

    This is today…..

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  • pretty much perfect

    pretty much perfect

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    For Sunday by Name Taken

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    Rock Revolution by Piebald

    Can’t you see by the look in our eyes that
    The rock revolution won’t be televised.

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  • Easily District 9 is the best movie of the summer so far….just perfect.

    Easily District 9 is the best movie of the summer so far….just perfect.

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