Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • dinner for 1…check….

    dinner for 1…check….

    permalink 8 notes pizza oh god i'm so alone
  • Did anyone else notice how weird Jeff Winger eats his pizza?

    Which by the transitive property means that Joel McHale eats his pizza weird….

    permalink 5 notes Community Jeff Winger Pizza
  • Scientific Theory Of Pizza Time Relativity

    I have created this theory of Pizza Time Relativity.

    The time it takes for an ordered pizza to reach your mouth is relatively inverse to the amount of it takes to finish said pizza. This theory is compounded when more than people on involved and exponentially increases with the addition of alcohol.

    SCIENCE!

    permalink Pizza Science Relativity Theory
  • What you know about garage pizza… Bitches.

    What you know about garage pizza… Bitches.

    permalink 8 notes Pizza garage pizza delicious
  • Dinner help: Chipotle or Little ceasars $5 pizza

    Help

    permalink dinner pizza Chipotle
  • Dealbreaker: You pat off the grease from your pizza with a napkin/paper towel. It’s Pizza just come to terms with the fact that it’s nothing but melted cheese and cooked meats…it’s not good for you…you spending 10 minutes absorbing grease isn’t going to make it magically better for you.

    Dealbreaker: You pat off the grease from your pizza with a napkin/paper towel. It’s Pizza just come to terms with the fact that it’s nothing but melted cheese and cooked meats…it’s not good for you…you spending 10 minutes absorbing grease isn’t going to make it magically better for you.

    permalink 18 notes Dealbreaker Pizza
  • i got pizza, beer and Dr. Who

    best sunday.

    permalink 9 notes pizza beer dr. who sunday
  • Guess What’s For Dinner!

    Guess What’s For Dinner!

    permalink 9 notes Pizza
  • What I would give to be able to torrent a fucking pizza right now.

    permalink 23 notes pizza torrent i would def steal pizza
  • There is no greater joy….

    than making your own BBQ Ranch sauce by taking a piece of pizza crust and dipping it in BBQ sauce and then Ranch Dressing….

    permalink Pizza Sauce BBQ Ranch heavenly
  • permalink 38 notes gif pizza self
  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    permalink 439 notes Saturday Night pizza
  • Never fucking question my Italianess, I’ll bitch slap you to Mars, then take a shuttle flight to Mars (3 year travel time with current propulsion technology) find you on the planet surface, then slap your fucking dead frozen corpse. 

    permalink Pizza Homemade bbq chicken dinner bitch slap
  • thesuccubusmanifesto:

    i want pizza to replace cats on the internet

    I second this motion….

    (Source: hnknta)

    permalink 19 notes pizza is better than pussy
  • PIZZA CREW PARTY OF 1

    PIZZA CREW PARTY OF 1

    permalink Pizza Pizza Crew Always Alone self
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