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Did anyone else notice how weird Jeff Winger eats his pizza?
Which by the transitive property means that Joel McHale eats his pizza weird….
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Scientific Theory Of Pizza Time Relativity
I have created this theory of Pizza Time Relativity.
The time it takes for an ordered pizza to reach your mouth is relatively inverse to the amount of it takes to finish said pizza. This theory is compounded when more than people on involved and exponentially increases with the addition of alcohol.
SCIENCE!
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Dinner help: Chipotle or Little ceasars $5 pizza
Help
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Dealbreaker: You pat off the grease from your pizza with a napkin/paper towel. It’s Pizza just come to terms with the fact that it’s nothing but melted cheese and cooked meats…it’s not good for you…you spending 10 minutes absorbing grease isn’t going to make it magically better for you.
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i got pizza, beer and Dr. Who
best sunday.
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What I would give to be able to torrent a fucking pizza right now.
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There is no greater joy….
than making your own BBQ Ranch sauce by taking a piece of pizza crust and dipping it in BBQ sauce and then Ranch Dressing….
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Saturday Night
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Never fucking question my Italianess, I’ll bitch slap you to Mars, then take a shuttle flight to Mars (3 year travel time with current propulsion technology) find you on the planet surface, then slap your fucking dead frozen corpse.



