Adventures In Mediocrity

Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • Gratuitous Pizza Eating Face!

    Gratuitous Pizza Eating Face!

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  • Pizza | Food Crush

    Pizza | Food Crush

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  • My only goal today is to eat this entire pizza and watch as many movies/tv shows as possible

    My only goal today is to eat this entire pizza and watch as many movies/tv shows as possible

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  • This is the kind of day it is….

    1. I woke up at 2pm….seriously…i didn’t even go to sleep that late…but whatever.
    2. I haven’t moved from my bed since i woke up yet…i will after this but yeah.
    3. After I shower I’m probably just gonna sit at Starbucks for like and hour reading.
    4. Then I’m gonna proceed to the local Little Caesars and purchase a pizza.
    5. Sit in my room eating aforementioned pizza and play WoW and watch movies.
    6. Pass out in a pile of my pizza grease and nerd sweat at about 5am.

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  • Sometimes all a bro needs is some cheap pizza and good movie….

    Sometimes all a bro needs is some cheap pizza and good movie….

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  • This is the second video my mom emailed me…which actually makes me wanna go to Austin because it includes me two of my favorite things…Being drunk and eating pizza….

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  • It was colder than I expected outside, so instead of reading and drinking coffee I’ve decided to practice my gluttony and eat an entire pizza and watch movies….

    It was colder than I expected outside, so instead of reading and drinking coffee I’ve decided to practice my gluttony and eat an entire pizza and watch movies….

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  • GPOYW #2: It’s a pizza/crazy bread kinda night….btw i called Jen to figure out whether i should eat pizza or In-n-Out. I’m bad at making decisions.

    GPOYW #2: It’s a pizza/crazy bread kinda night….btw i called Jen to figure out whether i should eat pizza or In-n-Out. I’m bad at making decisions.

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  • Mama Petrillos Pizza…if you are in the San Gabriel Valley and you haven’t had this…you are missing out…and if you don’t live near here to try it and want it…let me know one night and i’ll bring it over.

    Mama Petrillos Pizza…if you are in the San Gabriel Valley and you haven’t had this…you are missing out…and if you don’t live near here to try it and want it…let me know one night and i’ll bring it over.

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  • taperjeangurl:

crookedindifference:

Pizza In a Cone Rolls Out in Manhattan
No longer will you have to fold over your pizza like a taco or eat your pizza with a knife and fork.

I think all my questions to life have been answered. Thank you.

HEY Fuckers! Listen here….pizza is perfect, leave it alone, stop trying to improve it. Stop applying it to different foods (i.e. Bagels, pockets, rolls) Just let pizza be.

    taperjeangurl:

    crookedindifference:

    Pizza In a Cone Rolls Out in Manhattan

    No longer will you have to fold over your pizza like a taco or eat your pizza with a knife and fork.

    I think all my questions to life have been answered. Thank you.

    HEY Fuckers! Listen here….pizza is perfect, leave it alone, stop trying to improve it. Stop applying it to different foods (i.e. Bagels, pockets, rolls) Just let pizza be.

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  • Currently eating pizza and watching New York, I Love You. Yup….this is my life….Jealous?

    Currently eating pizza and watching New York, I Love You. Yup….this is my life….Jealous?

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  • Plans For a Rainy Saturday Night In LA….

    1. Get in comfy “i don’t give a shit” jeans and tee
    2. Get Pizza
    3. Get Beer
    4. Start James Bond marathon
    5. Play video games
    6. Sleep

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  • Why yes i did sleep all day….

    What are my plans tonight you ask?

    Well i’ll probably buy a pizza and a tall can, then just in my room basking in my own awesomeness (aka feverishly masturbating with pizza grease) until i pass out around 4am….

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  • It’s all about class tonight

    It’s all about class tonight

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