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We have a ‘love eight’ relationship
— Apu and Manjula
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Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me, because I deserve it…..
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Mel Gibson
It reads like a Glassjaw lyric….
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The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it’s very brightly colored, and it’s very loud, and it’s fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, “Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?” And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, “Hey, don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.” And we…kill those people. “Shut him up! I’ve got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.” It’s just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok… But it doesn’t matter, because it’s just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here’s what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
— Bill Hicks
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the two best dips ever combined …it’s like a three way with me scarjo and you.
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Mikeypizzle, regarding guacamummus. (via kelleeeee)
I’m making this right now!
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On second thought….let’s not go to Camelot ‘tis a silly place.
— Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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When I miss your lips, I’ll put a fag in my mouth and think of you.
— Arrested Development
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No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won’t hurt.
— Dr. Hunter S. Thompson’s last words.
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Who’s the bigger fool?
The reporter who refuses to invent a meaning for life?
Or the reader who wants it?— Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
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I will always have respect for those with a mastery of the written word. Because while a picture is worth a thousand words, without those words it’s worth nothing.
— Me
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Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
— Lullaby by chuck palahniuk
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I think that the truth is I’m scared
I think that I’m just scared to live
I think that the truth is I’m scared
I think that the truth is I’m everything that I hate.— Senses Fail - Angela Baker and My Obsession With Fire
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
— Sir Thomas Beecham
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You hate people!
But, I love gatherings, isn’t it ironic?
— Dante and Randal from Clerks.
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Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!
— Dante yelling at Veronica. From Clerks.
