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Like roses, we blossom then die
— Bring Me The Horizon - It Was Written In Blood
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You’re batting your eyelashes in one direction
And it makes you giddy like a schoolgirl
And it makes you coo like a dove
What’s wrong with that? what’s wrong with that?
Pull those socks over your knees
Pull that plaid skirt over your thighs
Don’t show too much now
Leave some for the imagination
It’s not what you say
It’s how you say it
It’s not what you say
Hey, hey!
She’s hip and he’s hip
Jawbreaker as the soundtrack
He’s asking you on a date for the rest of your life
If I saw the screen today that I would be a fan
That is as lucky as love gets
Pompadour put on your hat and then tie your shoes
You’ll take your time today
The end is sweet— Piebald - Giddy Like A School Girl
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Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!
— Dante yelling at Veronica. From Clerks.
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You hate people!
But, I love gatherings, isn’t it ironic?
— Dante and Randal from Clerks.
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
— Sir Thomas Beecham
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I think that the truth is I’m scared
I think that I’m just scared to live
I think that the truth is I’m scared
I think that the truth is I’m everything that I hate.— Senses Fail - Angela Baker and My Obsession With Fire
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Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
— Lullaby by chuck palahniuk
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I will always have respect for those with a mastery of the written word. Because while a picture is worth a thousand words, without those words it’s worth nothing.
— Me
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Who’s the bigger fool?
The reporter who refuses to invent a meaning for life?
Or the reader who wants it?— Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
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No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won’t hurt.
— Dr. Hunter S. Thompson’s last words.
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When I miss your lips, I’ll put a fag in my mouth and think of you.
— Arrested Development
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On second thought….let’s not go to Camelot ‘tis a silly place.
— Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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the two best dips ever combined …it’s like a three way with me scarjo and you.
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Mikeypizzle, regarding guacamummus. (via kelleeeee)
I’m making this right now!
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The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it’s very brightly colored, and it’s very loud, and it’s fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, “Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?” And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, “Hey, don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.” And we…kill those people. “Shut him up! I’ve got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.” It’s just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok… But it doesn’t matter, because it’s just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here’s what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
— Bill Hicks
