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Matt Damon and Scarlett at the ‘We Bought a Zoo’ premiere in NYC last night.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN YOU PIECE OF BOSTON SHIT!
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On the other hand…it’s never too early for some Scarjo…..
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I have a fantasy of just sitting in this hallway with Scarjo chain smoking and not saying a word but just knowing we are both thinking the same thing….that being “When the fuck is Bill Murray gonna stop singing Star Wars Cantina and get out here so we can go get some Rainbow Rolls at the sushi joint down the street.”
then we furiously make out.
(Source: pozzanghere, via mojitosandblow)
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This is not a good fortune….This means that Scarjo is going to cover me in feces while telling me how small my penis is infront of my high school graduating class….awesome.
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Upon viewing the Scarjo Nudes.
- I…I…I just can’t….this is…is it my birthday?
- HAAAAAALLELUJAH! HAAAAALLELUJAH!!!!
- Dammit why do i have to get ready for work and i can’t just stare at these all day while slowing jerking, but never finishing.
- Oh jeez it’s been 15 minutes already…
- Cmd+click -> “save image”
- I miss my girlfriend
- Dear Ryan Reynolds, You done Goof’d
- DAMMIT She’s still classy in these nudes!
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Oh my…
Ready for the next Hollywood blockbuster?
Chick-fil-A opens Sept. 22 at Sunset & Highland.
(via the Chik-fil-a Hollywood twitter)
I like to relate the opening of this Chick-Fil-A to Scarjo being naked legs spread and accepting any dicks on the same corner…It sounds fucking awesome and i would love to stop by…But its going to be so fucking crowded all the time that you’ll go once but never again…unless you’re taking someone else and have an entire day to waste.
(via tumblangeles)
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Indeed…
I’m Special, so Special…
it’s funny how you got the same exact loop that plays in my head…constantly.
(Source: dariaorloff, via shorterexcerpts)
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Ghost World..aka The Great Boob Showdown!
(via mojitosandblow)
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The Perfect Score, I love this movie, and her in it.Scarlett Johansson
what movie is this from?
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All i need….
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:D
