Adventures In Mediocrity

i’m drinking…kellee is cross stitching. Happy superbowl day everyone!

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Hand

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Party of one

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When I wear a beanie all day my hair does some awesome shit.

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GPOYW: I’m just a beard and sunglasses. (Photo by mikeypizzle)

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Look at this creepy motherfucker….look at the difference in his beard when it’s brushed up instead of down….look at how bored this asshole must be.

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GPOY: this fake hdr makes me look terrifying, but i really just wanted to show off how avant garde my hair was last night.

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we decided to be badasses tonight.

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Just waiting for the gf to get ready so we can go on our date….

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What I wore. This is the lightest outfit I’ve ever worn.

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this is us last year…..get it!

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happy New Years Eve y’all

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I AM BATMAN

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We don’t really do christmas at my house…the only tradition is going to my uncles house in Newport tomorrow morning and then i’ll be seeing my annual christmas night movie….so…yeah merry weekend y’all

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I’m useless…..

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