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If I lived on the east coast…
and you lived on the west. I’d hang a message on the sun so you would get it when you woke.
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Dear Body,
Why are you forcing me to live on only 3 hours of sleep…what did i do to you…I give you all the food and alcohol you desire and this is how you repay me…psh just wait until i evolve into pure energy and don’t to deal with this shit anymore.
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You guys have no idea how many times i’ve found a penguin under my car…like seriously the little fuckers live to chew on my brake lines…
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YAKBAK
MY CHILDHOOD!
I spent too many hours of my childhood listening to altered recordings of myself saying “poop”…..
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This is how bored i am….seriously
