January 23, 2010
This is how bored i am….seriously

This is how bored i am….seriously

3:15pm  |   URL: http://mikeypizzle.com/post/349681724/this-is-how-bored-i-am-seriously
FILED UNDER: SERIOUSLY Team Pizzle fuck my life hard with a stick 
February 8, 2010
stellark: fuckyeah1990s: YAKBAK MY CHILDHOOD! I spent too many hours of my childhood listening to altered recordings of myself saying “poop”…..

stellark:

fuckyeah1990s:

YAKBAK

MY CHILDHOOD!

I spent too many hours of my childhood listening to altered recordings of myself saying “poop”…..

6:54pm  |   URL: http://mikeypizzle.com/post/379184573/stellark-fuckyeah1990s-yakbak-my
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FILED UNDER: Yakbak seriously poop 
February 16, 2010
You guys have no idea how many times i’ve found a penguin under my car…like seriously the little fuckers live to chew on my brake lines…

You guys have no idea how many times i’ve found a penguin under my car…like seriously the little fuckers live to chew on my brake lines…

1:29pm  |   URL: http://mikeypizzle.com/post/393351335/you-guys-have-no-idea-how-many-times-ive-found-a
FILED UNDER: seriously wtf penguins 
March 15, 2010
Dear Body,

Why are you forcing me to live on only 3 hours of sleep…what did i do to you…I give you all the food and alcohol you desire and this is how you repay me…psh just wait until i evolve into pure energy and don’t to deal with this shit anymore.

8:40am  |   URL: http://mikeypizzle.com/post/450110102/dear-body
FILED UNDER: seriously dear body evolve sleep schedule is fucked 
April 20, 2010
If I lived on the east coast…

and you lived on the west. I’d hang a message on the sun so you would get it when you woke.

3:37am  |   URL: http://mikeypizzle.com/post/535502310/if-i-lived-on-the-east-coast
FILED UNDER: emo sappy seriously i need a gf like real bad