January 23, 2010
This is how bored i am….seriously

This is how bored i am….seriously

February 8, 2010
stellark:

fuckyeah1990s:

YAKBAK

MY CHILDHOOD!

I spent too many hours of my childhood listening to altered recordings of myself saying “poop”…..

stellark:

fuckyeah1990s:

YAKBAK

MY CHILDHOOD!

I spent too many hours of my childhood listening to altered recordings of myself saying “poop”…..

February 16, 2010
You guys have no idea how many times i’ve found a penguin under my car…like seriously the little fuckers live to chew on my brake lines…

You guys have no idea how many times i’ve found a penguin under my car…like seriously the little fuckers live to chew on my brake lines…

March 15, 2010
Dear Body,

Why are you forcing me to live on only 3 hours of sleep…what did i do to you…I give you all the food and alcohol you desire and this is how you repay me…psh just wait until i evolve into pure energy and don’t to deal with this shit anymore.

April 20, 2010
If I lived on the east coast…

and you lived on the west. I’d hang a message on the sun so you would get it when you woke.