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Wallowing in my own Crapulence since 1985. Michaelp326@gmail.com @scenehater
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  • “OH MY GOD THAT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER!”

    Is a line i exclaimed once when i had condom free sex for the first time with this girl i was seeing for a while….it was not received well.

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  • syntheticpubes:

by Carl W. Heindl

this is the kinda girl that makes you listen to too much Bat For Lashes then after 6 month tells you how much she sucks and makes you listen to too much of something else….But stay with her cause she gets you all the best tables at those little restaurants in the east village.

    syntheticpubes:

    by Carl W. Heindl

    this is the kinda girl that makes you listen to too much Bat For Lashes then after 6 month tells you how much she sucks and makes you listen to too much of something else….But stay with her cause she gets you all the best tables at those little restaurants in the east village.

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  • (via sexualistic)
I met her at a Godard film festival, we talked about post modern expressionism while enjoying coffee and too many cigarettes.
This is the last thing i saw before i passed out….i awoke the next morning to a ransacked apartment and note that said “blog ya later.”

    (via sexualistic)

    I met her at a Godard film festival, we talked about post modern expressionism while enjoying coffee and too many cigarettes.

    This is the last thing i saw before i passed out….i awoke the next morning to a ransacked apartment and note that said “blog ya later.”

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  • Fun Fact: The best stories start with “So I was balls deep…”

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