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Dearest Tumblr and folk who follow,
I was out all day and didn’t have the chance to appreciate all the joy and wonder you bring to me. I just want you to know that i love you all and you mean very much to me. I feel like my life wouldn’t be as awesome without you. I feel weird saying this about a website, but i say this with no sarcasm or douchery….i heart you guys…
XOXO, Mikeypizzle.
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OH MY GOD you’re so fucking stupid, why am I even following you?
Oh, that’s right. I’m fucking stupid, tooSEE! Exactly we are all stupid…it’s the internet the entire fucking thing is stupid…
We’ve already agreed bitches be the silliest, and it’s best not to even get started on them tricks. However, this malt liquor has me wondering, what bitches, do you believe, are the silliest?
Oh shit, dem bitches with those crazy nails that don’t allow you to pick up anything. And then those bitches who think they like nerdy dudes, and where all those stupid shirts that say “I <3 Nerds” or “Nerds are S3xy” but then they know nothing about nerds, but think since they watched Fraggle Rock once while growing up they are nerds. But in the end they are just gonna end up with some raised Chevy truck owning bro who listens to Pennywise, and only fucks her cause she dyes her hair blonde and has a huge rack. While the reals nerds sit alone at home jerking it to a video of some hot blonde/redheaded/brunette babe on the internet….wait what?
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……that’s the second time i got crabs…..
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I’m A Sucker For Fakes by Forgive Durden
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I’m all for cuddling in bed and watching movies all day….
Not because i’m sweet…but because i’m lazy as fuck..
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Feelings after engulfing that burrito…..
It’s like waking up the morning after and realizing you banged the fat ugly friend.. yes you’re satisfied, but regret how you got there…
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by cutting half the icon identity is sacred…sort of.
I’m a man that speaks only the truth….
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(via laughyourspleenout)
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When you’re masturbating into a sock and you start to bleed yet you don’t stop… that’s Stellar Verne.
— Daniel George Smith III
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LIKE. A. BOSS.
you can add this to my list of skillz ;)
To all you single fella’s…do you see this…this is straight up marriage material….also with that “age verified” you know she bought some booze….classy money saving broad….you best get on this!
