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David Karp Talking about Tumblr while “modeling” for UNIQLO
watching this you will realize that David Karp has the nerdiest mouth…I know that that sounds weird but just watch his mouth when he talks…you can just see it rolling 20 sided die and wearing a giant Tom Baker Dr. Who Scarf while his Chewbacca Ringtone goes off.
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We can all go home, this won the the internet today.
Yep.
this is too awesome to not reblog…
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Working on editing Rihanna sideboob into this to make it even more effective.
ALL OF THE TUMBLR LIGHTS.
I just made an ass out of myself for laughing out loud inside starbucks at this….so good…
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So there are a lot of tumblr peeps coming to LA in March…
I’m just gonna assume that they are coming out to celebrate my birthday…
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Remember back in the day when Tumblr felt like High School…
Because we all kinda knew each other and “hung out” and what not…Now it actually is high school because the average user age is like 16…..fucking douchey kids.
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2 year Tumblr Anniversary…..
Yup…2 years…we’ve been through a lot you crazy bitch…the best thing has been all the new friends i’ve made…here are the facts:
- I have made 5,913 posts.
- This is my First Post.
- I currently have 1,130 followers
- Of those followers i’m guessing 1,000 are under 18, and post nothing but pictures which they almost always never credit properly and for that I hate you!
- I follow 343 people ( but really only like 10-20 of them post enough that I see it.
- I’ve liked 33,936 posts…ugh that’s ridiculous….
- This is the first post i liked.
Here’s to another 2 years Tumblr…well or until the next cool thing comes along!
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COMON! PEOPLE!
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This sign was not going to get the job done, so here’s a new one. (bigger version to print up and post around your neighborhood!)
In the war of the god’s no man may sit on the side….choose thine side and prepare for war…….or just you know…not give a fuck about any of it because this is may be the stupidest declaration of war since well Iraq 1, Iraq 2, and Vietnam….
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Word Of The Day: Inchoate (in-KOH-it)
Definition: Imperfectly formed or formulated.
Improper Usage: “Rachel couldn’t help but laugh at David’s inchoate penis, that sat sadly between his legs. But she fucked him anyway because, come on, he invented Tumblr!”
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Dr. PurpleLove: Or How I Stopped Caring and Learned To Love The Dash
If you want to change something or make something more known you don’t sit in a room with all your friends and talk about it. You go out and talk to people in the world who don’t know what’s going on. People who are ignorant or bigoted, you make see what’s going on, you have to change those people to change anything. Changing The Dash to purple is like telling a fart joke to a bunch of elementary school boys, you know you are gonna get a positive reaction, but no one benefits from it other than your own sense of self satisfaction.
This is one big circle jerk of us patting ourselves on the back and saying “Look how supportive we are!”
We can do more. We can do better.
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The 300,000 Biggest Websites, Visualized With Their Icons
I see tumblr in there!
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I can’t wait for there to be a Tumblr Rapist….
The Reblog Rapist! i can already see the headlines “The Reblog Rapist strikes again! You can’t “block” him from your vaginas!”
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My Workflow….
- Open Lightroom
- Look at Tumblr
- Edit 1st Picture
- Look at Tumblr
- Edit 2nd Picture
- Look at Tumblr
- Halfway Edit 3rd Picture
- Look at Tumblr
- Look at Tumblr
- Look at Tumblr
- Finish Editing 3rd Picture
- Look at Tumblr
- Post about my workflow
- Go Outside and read.
