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Word Of The Day: Parse (PAHRS)
Definition: To examine closely or analyze critically, especially by breaking up into components.
Improper Usage: “Bella parsed her pubes in the morning, only to realize that Edward had left her with a ravenous case of vampire crabs.”
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Dumbass Twilight fans get fooled into an intervention. Thinking they are going to a New Moon screening….they are so dumb they don’t get what’s happening.
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VIDEO: Twilight “New Moon” VMAs Trailer
(Ian Anderson)Dammit now i have to see this…i understand if any of you lose respect for me….
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Twilight….With Cheeseburgers
Fucking classic. Cale Hartman beats Rob Pattindouche
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In honor of one of my favorite blogs I’m starting my own little mini Boner Party. To begin I figured I’d post a picture of a new found boner, Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame. There’s is just something about her maybe it’s the fact that she totally looks like the kind of girl who you could just lie around with all day having random sex, but then she could get all classed up for your 10 year high school reunion and totes make all the girls that blew you off jealous. But who holds on to immature stuff like that.
