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This is a personal favorite tweet of my own.
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Did i win the internet?
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@scenehater and @tweetwillow interview each other and party and bullshit
@scenehater is mikeypizzle
Two Dudes in ironic tee’s…that’s what this ill-fated podcast should have been called.
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I can honestly say that this is the tweet i’m most proud of…ever.
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Remember When Twitter Was A Joke? No One Is Laughing Anymore.
Remember when our last “president” choked on a pretzel…and probably didn’t even know what the internet was?
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And on the first day the heavens opened and a ray of light was cast and in that beam an angel floated….
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Yeah this is my life….
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How didn’t i….why didn’t anyone….i’ve was blind….but now…now i see.
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The following are my thoughts on Coachella.
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Presented without comment.
THIS IS NOT ME! I REPEAT NOT THE REAL MIKEYPIZZLE! I do not enjoy baseball, nor would i ever go to bed early for a fucking baseball game….help me delete this guys account so i may procure it for myself!
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COMON! PEOPLE!
