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So begins this new adventure…I got my new Dr. Martens in the mail today. I have never worn boots. As a life long converse wearer putting these on for the first time was an alien experience. Walking was a new experience, driving was a new experience. I have no finesse in these boots. I imagine once they’re broken in more it will be better, but for now it’s just….weird.
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New Video for Alligator by Tegan & Sara
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The post where i talk about Cherry Chapstick.
As a bro i don’t put a lot, if anything, on my lips. But for those 2-3 times a year when my lips get chapped i’ll only rock some Cherry ChapStick (and cherry only). Because of this fact i have only ever owned like 2 sticks in my entire life, because that shit lasts forever. But here’s the thing, because i hate the feeling of stuff on my lips, whenever i apply a new coating of the beautiful protectant i usually hate talking, eating, drinking, anything. I usually just sit around and let it work. I’m weird.
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GPOYW: It’s so weird how a picture taken at the right second from the right angle can make you look completely different. What do ya think?
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Smell i can’t fucking stand when not in the mood for it…..
Peanut Butter….gross
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I Really Don’t Want To Fuck A Baby
This is something I posted on a site I used to write for thought I’d share it with you all.
I love the female orgasm. It’s like the singularly most amazing thing in the world; I would rather get to be the cause of and experience 10 female orgasms then have 1 of my own. Call me weird I don’t care. But there is one thing I can’t stand that some girls do and it’s really hard to criticize because most girls can’t really control themselves in that state, unless they’re faking it. But the one thing that some girls do when they orgasm is start moaning/breathing in the tone of a baby whining. It literally sounds like a there is baby in the room about to start crying, which immediately takes me out of the situation because A) It’s really creepy to have the image of baby pop in your brain mid-fuck B) 9 times out of 10 the reason that girl is orgasming that way is because she was touched or something when she was a little girl (it’s the facts people — sorry). The only way this situation is made worse is if the girl starts calling you daddy ’cause then you know there are some issues in her head. The hard part about this whole thing is that I’m in no place to say anything to the girl, because what am I gonna do stop fucking her and be like “HEY HEY HEY, What the fuck is with the baby voice!”? No, ’cause I’m a gentlemen. Secondly, I’m in no place to be turning away orgasms, I take what I can get.
